Another year and another fine festive season approaches at a record pace. Pretty soon the greatest time of the year will be heralded by snow, music, and general good cheer. Although we’re more likely get sleet than snow, the music will be the same five songs repeated ad nauseam, and we should probably go ahead and put some parentheses around “good cheer”. Still I love this time of year regardless and it’s a good time to let people know that you appreciate them, especially when it comes to the very lifeblood of your business and company. I’m talking about your customers AND your employees. We can print you a range of low cost, personalised, Christmas and holiday cards so you can let people know how much you appreciate them. Not only are they affordable, not only are they high quality, not only do you get envelopes included in the price, but we can add your logo to the inside at no extra cost.
Now I know what you’re thinking, affordable is a relative term, and it is, but I’m not going to try and bedazzle you with highly sophisticated and overly convoluted language in an attempt to obfuscate the rather obvious question currently hung above you like a carrion crow itching to feast on it’s prey… we can provide Christmas and holiday cards from as little as 70p per card. That’s an incredible deal, personally I don’t see how this deal could possibly get any better. But wait, I think it does. It does, right? It does! If you place your order before the 30th of November we’ll give you 10% extra cards free. Place an order for a hundred cards and we’ll just go right ahead and give you another ten for absolutely nothing. Zero pounds and zero pence. Free. Who doesn’t like free?
The personalised Christmas and greetings cards we print are high quality, affordable, personalised with your company logo, come complete with envelopes, and we give you another ten percent of them for absolutely nothing. If you’d like to ask any more questions about our utter insanity at offering such a great deal please feel free to e-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call us on 01924 261 154.